MULES, SLOW-MOVING
SIGNS, AND TEAMSTERS
© 1997 Joe Murray

My father has a team of young mules who aren’t exactly agreeable to pulling a wagon. Recently, they got it in their big ugly heads that if they ran as hard as they could, they might escape the old wood wagon and its rickety metal wheels. So, with a flop of their big ugly ears, they took off running.

No matter how hard my father pulled on the reins or reasoned with them, they just kept going. Down through the road ditch they went. My father’s life flashed before his eyes as they headed right toward a power pole.

With a little divine intervention, they somehow squeezed between the pole and a thorn tree. Finally, as they came to a corner where two barbed wire fences joined, they decided that the barbs were more offensive than that old wagon and slid to a stop. The tongue that sticks out in front got stuck in the fence, and there they sat with nowhere to go.

Having heard the noise of old wheels getting faster and louder than I had ever heard before, I guessed what had happened and jumped in my car to go help. As I drove down the road, I noticed the slow-moving sign that formally hung on the back of the wagon. It was lying in the middle of the road. I guess that old sign just knew when it was no longer needed.

Speaking of things no longer needed, labor unions are antiques of a former era and a worn-out, discredited philosophy. Sometimes, a name can tell you a lot. Look at the Teamsters Union. Their name comes from the days when they hauled freight on a wagon pulled by a team. Times have changed. The labor movement no longer has any value other than to represent the lust for greed and power by corrupt union bosses.

The headlines in the news the last few weeks were about the Teamster’s strike against the UPS. Current Teamster’s President, Ron Carey, claimed that not only was he standing up for UPS workers, but also for all working Americans. This sounds great and has lots of emotional appeal. However, a look at the facts shows that there is no truth in these statements. Carey is a liar. He claims that corporate America is oppressing workers by turning full-time jobs into low-paying part-time jobs. Workers are forced to accept part-time jobs because good-paying full-time jobs are not available.

The facts are clear that 80% of all part-time workers work part-time because they choose to do so out of their own free will. Furthermore, the percentage of part-time workers that make up the nation's work force has declined over the last twenty years. Unemployment is at a record low, and the economy has been steadily growing since 1982. There was a short setback just after the Gulf War, but it lasted only a few months and was only a slight decline. At the same time, the number of people belonging to Unions has steadily declined. At most, only 15% of the work force now belong to a Union. At one time, 30-40% of the work force was comprised of union members.

Let's look more closely at the UPS situation. The outcome of the strike resulted in the full-time workers of UPS losing more than $2,000 in wages. It will take almost two years, including the wage increase in the new contract, for them to break even. Over the five-year life of the contract, the net wage increase will be lower than the current low rate of inflation when they include the wage losses. Thus, in real terms, the full-time workers at UPS will actually lose money. Carey claimed a great victory for the Union.

Then, there is the pension plan. UPS offered a 50% increase for every employee’s pension fund. In return, control of the plan would shift to UPS and its employees rather than the current arrangement that the Teamsters manage. It forces UPS and other companies to support people that don’t work for their company. Mr. Carey fought hard to keep this from happening. The result?--Carey retained control of the pension fund, and the UPS workers got a smaller increase. Yes, Mr. Carey won a great victory; however, was it for him or for the UPS workers?

Part-time workers did get a raise, and UPS has promised to convert 10,000 part-time jobs to full-time status over five years. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Well, if you look at the reality of the situation, it isn’t such a great deal. Over the last three years, UPS created 8,000 new full-time jobs. At the same rate of growth, UPS would have increased the amount of full-time workers by more than 13,000 in the next five years. So, the union actually agreed to a smaller increase than likely would have happened without a strike. Do you call this a great victory for the worker?

Also, if UPS loses only 5% of business from customers who no longer trust them, UPS will have to lay off 15,000 workers. Last time I knew, ten to fifteen thousand equals a net loss of five thousand. Was it worth it, workers? Then, if you convert part-time jobs to full-time, doesn’t that mean that fewer people will be needed overall? One person will do more work. Therefore, the net total of employees will go down. Plus, the contract calls for an end to the practice of work being passed on to independent contractors. Don’t these people have to eat? Nevertheless, I suppose Mr. Carey would think they deserve to go hungry because they dare not bow down to him and join the Teamsters.

How about the 85% who don’t belong to unions? UPS lost 500 million dollars in revenue during the strike. UPS handles 80% of all parcels shipped in the country. This amounts to 5% of the Gross Domestic Product. People were delayed in getting their packages. Several small packaging companies went out of business, and it will likely lead to higher shipping rates. It wasn’t a terrible setback for most of us, but it sure wasn’t a benefit for the vast majority of Americans. If the strike had lasted for much longer, it could have hurt the overall economy and might have been the thing that stopped our long period of economic growth. Do you still believe Mr. Carey is acting in the interest of most Americans?

Well, if you still believe in the union, comrades, then let me remind you of the last two strikes that gained the attention of the entire nation. Do you remember the American Airline pilots' strike? Many pilots were making more than 100 thousand dollars a year, which put them among the highest earners of the country. Can anyone really say that these people were the poor, oppressed, average working-stiff just trying to struggle to put food on the table? I don’t begrudge anyone for trying to earn the most they can, but it is absurd to hold the rest of us hostage so that they can have a few more bucks or benefits. It is all about power and greed.

Still not convinced? Remember the baseball strike? A little more than 600 men, who all make more than $100,000 a year for six months of work, went on strike. The average salary for the players is in the millions. Those of us who are baseball fans missed the final two months of the season and an American institution known as the World Series. Just recently, the union was mad at two of its best players for signing new contracts with their team instead of testing the free agent market. One of these men, Greg Maddux, signed a deal that will pay him twelve million dollars a year. That isn’t enough for the union to be satisfied that he got a fair deal?

Yes, the labor movement is no longer useful. Why, then, does the 85% of the work force that is free continue to tolerate this obsolete and often destructive fringe movement, holding us hostage to their ideas and interests? The simple answer is that they still have a tremendous amount of power. This manifests itself in four areas.

First, federal laws and many state laws are written to provide tremendous special favors to the unions and discriminate against the majority of citizens who do not belong to a union. Along with this, the union bosses use the workers' dues to keep the pressure on politicians to continue to protect their special interests in Washington. In the 1996 election, the AFL-CIO alone spent at least thirty-five million on a political propaganda effort to defeat candidates they opposed. At the same time, 40% of union members supported the candidates the union was opposing and voted against union wishes. Although it is possible for a union member to stop his money from being used this way, most don’t--out of fear of retaliation from the union.

This brings us to the next reason that people continue to allow themselves to be oppressed by the unions. With good reason, most people fear for their personal safety if they cross a union. Volumes of books could be written about the murder, arson, assault, battery and terrorism of the labor movement. I will leave that to someone else. You don’t have to go any farther than to ask yourself, "Where is Jimmy Hoffa?"

There are too many people in this country who base their decisions on emotion rather than facts. They fall victim to the flowery appeal of the union propaganda. When a "Mr. Carey" says business is replacing full-time workers with part-timers they say, "how terrible," instead of looking to the facts. When Carey talks of helping the poor working people, they say, "how nice," instead of realizing that the only person he cares about is himself.

We don’t hitch up the horses to go to work anymore. The teamsters don’t haul freight with horses because there is now a better way. Today, unions oppress freedom and, most of the time, hurt more people than they help. It is time for the majority of people in this country to stand up to these thugs and put them "out to pasture." John Kelley, the CEO of UPS, started working for the company over 30 years ago as a driver and rose through the ranks until he got to the top. Isn’t this the type of role model we want our children to grow up to be? Would you rather they believe they are dependent on a hand-out from some greedy power-monger like Ron Carey who, in return, asks that you surrender your freedom of action and thought in order to blindly follow where he tells you to go?

 

 

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